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This green plaid Christmas short was created when Dirty Dangerfield took a trip to down South (no pun intended) to Daytona Beach one weekend. Dangerfield showed some thigh and consequently pays child support for the three Dirty Dangerfield Jrs. that were born 9 months following. Dangerfield's momma wasn't too happy when she heard the news, telling him he should of wrapped it up before his chestnuts hit the eggnog.

The Short Dangerfield | Plaid Short Party Suit | Size 42 | Black/Red | Shinesty

Check the mirror because you probably grew a 70s porn 'stache just from looking at this plaid Thanksgiving suit. It doesn't just speed up facial hair growth, though. This plaid blazer also comes with several nifty assets to help you survive Turkey Day. It deflects hugs from Uncle Randy. It gracefully changes the subject when the in-laws ask about children. It drinks 7 IPAs without slurring a word. Thanksgiving blazer? More like thanks, blazer. I won.